Slythorn is fairest of them all [Intro] Ah, gather close, my soon-to-be awestruck flock As I, Lysander Slythorn prepare to shock Not with spells or charms those quaint little tricks But with a vision so grand it puts politics to shame, nixxx [bridge] In the grandeur of Magus, under Elizabeth's rule We play the long game no one's fool But here come the witches oh what a surprise Thinking they matter under the same skies Council of wizards rulers to be, I muse While witches interfere how utterly bemuse My plan, oh so simple, a child's play, really, To turn the village against them, quite frankly, willy-nilly. In the halls of intrigue where shadows conspire Slythorn’s the name igniting magic's fire "Rumor has it witches bring plague, door to door, But here I stand Eldrida’s own Lex Luthor (Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Oh... dont answer. I dear know! Its me, Lysander... Slythorn!) [Bridge] With prestige at my fingertips, I craft the game, Supremacy’s not just a title but my fame Sacrifice to the gods? Please I’d rather not I deny the old ways, forging my own plot Oh, serendipity, you’re such a charming friend Leading our enemies to such a predictable end [Ending]